Challenger RPG Forum

Everyone needs jokes every now and then

I'll start

"Haikus are easy

But sometimes they dont make sense

Refridgerator."

Keep on bein funny

Three elephants fall off a cliff. two land on the beach, one lands in the water. what sound does it make?

BA-BOOM-KISH (two hit the ground, the other splashes iin the water. get it?

It's time for DEAD BABY JOKES

These are arranged in how gross they are, stop reading if there to gross for you

1. Whats the difference between a cadillac and a dead baby, I wouldn't know, I don't have a cadillac in my garage.

2. Whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline, I take off my shoes when I jump on my trampoline. 

3. Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 10 trees, 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

4. Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls, and a truckload of dead babies,  You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

5. Whats red white and screaming, A skinless baby in a bag of salt,

6. Whats worse than a truckload of dead babies, A live one at the bottom trying to eat its way out.

7. Whats the difference between a live baby and a dead one, One will soon become the other.

If you want a quick laugh see this

http://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/340#comic ;

no sound in the clip.